core and brainwashed and non-asian actvists are better - kw is this satire Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle Aged Man Fetish - The Onion [final]+.pdf

 

Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish - The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
http://www.theonion.com/article/asian-teen-has-sweaty-middle-aged-man-fetish-2649

 

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Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.

“There’s just something about American men who are at least twice my age and nearly three times my body weight that totally drives me wild.”

Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on. According to the sexually inquisitive teen, she often daydreams about sleeping with a 43- year-old divorcé with poor hygiene habits.

Nakajima confessed to frequently searching the Internet to satisfy her insatiable appetite for round, greasy American men years past their sexual prime. A survey of her recent browsing history revealed such Google searches as “pale man lying on couch eating”

“I just hope they don’t mind the fact that I’m completely shaven,” Nakajima said. “Oh, who am I kidding? They’d probably never go for a naïve young sexual kitten like me.”

 

 

 

 

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@natalie_ng Technically, both are not all girly. However, it seems South Koreans have a higher percentage of traditionally masculine men. I can’t recall any chiseled bodied Japanese male stars, but there are a bunch for South Koreans [along with the bowlcutters…]

Here is a sample of South Korean entertainers.